'Where is your flip book with all the tents in?'
'Sorry sir, we don't stock tents over the winter, you could try our branch down the road, as they are large enough to stock tents all year round.'
'No I was there, and they had a flip book, but there weren't enough tents in it.'
'Well I'm sorry sir but we dont replenish our camping stock over the winter.'
'Well I do...'
'You may need to try another store then...'
Customer leaves in disgust.