Stupid Retail Customer 30

Stupid Customer
'Excuse me, what waist size would these jogging bottoms be?'

Employee
'These are a Large so about a 34" waist sir.'

Stupid Customer
'Excellent, I have a 34" waist. So what size would I need?'


Submitted By;
Folarin Fadairo

Tweet

Stupid Book Shop Customer 3

**University Book Shop

Stupid (Law Student) Customer
'I'm looking for a book. I don't know the title or the author, but it's got a picture of a ladder on the front. Do pictures come up on your database?'

The employee is stood literally speechless.

The Stupid (Law Student) Customer returns with more information the following day. The book in question actually had a cat on the cover.



Submitted by;
Michael Ritchie

Tweet

Stupid Book Shop Customer 2

**University Book Shop

Stupid Customer
'Do you know what books are on my reading list?'

Employee
'We don't carry the actual reading lists here, but we've been selling through, so I might know. What subject is it for?'

Stupid Customer
'I'm not sure. English, I think.'


Submitted by;
Michael Ritchie

Tweet

Stupid Book Shop Customer 1

**University Book Shop

Stupid Customer
'Can you do a search on a book for me?'

Employee
'Sure, do you have the title?'

Stupid Customer
'Um, no, but I know the author'

Employee
'Ok, what's his name?'

Stupid Customer
'Jones.'

Employee
'Um right... that's a pretty common name. Do you know what the textbook is on?'

Stupid Customer
'No. Can you not find it?'

Employee
'I can put it in, but it'll give me about a thousand results, so there's little point.'


Submitted by;
Michael Ritchie

Tweet

Stupid Retail Customer 29

Stupid Customer 'Whats the biggest size your mens clothes are available in?'

Employee
'They are available in XXL.'

Stupid Customer
'GREAT! Where can I find the section of clothes for these sizes?'

Employee
'There are available throughout the range.'

Stupid Customer 
'Can you show me the XXL's?'

Employee
'Well...there are all over the store'

Stupid Customer
'Oh right....!'

Tweet

Stupid Retail Customer 28

Stupid Customer
'Is these the only sizes you have on the shop floor?'

Employee
'No no, we have more sizes in the stock room if needed.'

Stupid Customer
'Oh right... wheres that I'll go have a look.'

Employee
'No....you wait here I'll go look.'

Stupid Customer 
'OH! I get you!'

Tweet

Stupid Call Center Customer 4

The employee is trying to troubleshoot a Stupid Customers computer over the phone.

Employee
'Can you press the F8 key for me.'

The Stupid Customer stops talking for about 30 seconds.

Stupid Customer
'How do you spell that?'


Submitted by;
Quinnton Mckinnon

Tweet