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Friday, 13 January 2012

Stupid Book Shop Customer 3

**University Book Shop

Stupid (Law Student) Customer
'I'm looking for a book. I don't know the title or the author, but it's got a picture of a ladder on the front. Do pictures come up on your database?'

The employee is stood literally speechless.

The Stupid (Law Student) Customer returns with more information the following day. The book in question actually had a cat on the cover.



Submitted by;

Michael Ritchie

Monday, 9 January 2012

Stupid Book Shop Customer 1

**University Book Shop

Stupid Customer
'Can you do a search on a book for me?'

Employee
'Sure, do you have the title?'

Stupid Customer
'Um, no, but I know the author'

Employee
'Ok, what's his name?'

Stupid Customer
'Jones.'

Employee
'Um right... that's a pretty common name. Do you know what the textbook is on?'

Stupid Customer
'No. Can you not find it?'

Employee
'I can put it in, but it'll give me about a thousand results, so there's little point.'


Submitted by;
Michael Ritchie