Stupid Retail Customer 45

Stupid Customer
'So, in your change room, on the floor, I seemed to have spilt my FIVE DOLLAR LATTE.'

Employee
'Oh.'

Stupid Customer
'My FIVE DOLLAR LATTE is all over your fitting room floor.'

Employee
'Alright' *cleans up mess and returns to till where the customer is standing*

Stupid Customer
'Could I get a discount for my latte being spilt?'

Employee
'Um, no. Sorry. We didn't spill your latte, we cannot reimburse you for something we did not cause.'

Stupid Customer
'Fine then.' *leaves store in a hissy fit*

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Stupid Coffee Shop Customer 1

Stupid Customer
'Excuse me, can I have a medium espresso in a small cup?'

Employee
'So you want two shots of espresso in a small cup?'

Stupid Customer
'Yes!'

Employee
'You know that’s just two shots of straight espresso, right? Is that what you want?'

Stupid Customer
'Yes, that’s what I want.'

Employee
'Would you like any cream in that?'

Stupid Customer
'Just a little milk'

Employee makes medium espresso with a little milk

Stupid Customer
'Excuse me, can I have more milk in this?'

Employee pours a little more milk in

Stupid Customer
'More than that, fill the cup.'

Employee
'Um. Sure. Yeah, okay then.'

Stupid Customer
'Excuse me, I realize it’s because of the milk, but this drink is cold.'

Employee
'I’m sorry, did you want a latte instead?'

Stupid Customer
'That’s what I ordered!'

Employee
'No, actually. You said you wanted espresso, I even clarified it for you.'

Stupid Customer
'Ordering coffee isn’t this hard in LA! I guess terms are different everywhere.'

Employee
'Actually, I’ve ordered coffee in LA. It’s the same thing. They would have given you straight espresso as well. Here’s your latte. Have a nice day.'

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