Robert Dyas has a fail safe advert

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Stupid Retail Customer 51

Stupid Customer
'I would like to buy one of these Wii things'

Employee

'I'm sorry we don't have any in stock.'

Stupid Customer
'But you're advertising them!'

Employee
'Well no we have a huge display saying 'available soon', just to let people know that we do stock them and they'll be on sale as soon as possible.'

Stupid Customer
'I think that's disgusting'

Employee

'Sorry, it's always like this at Christmas. We're doing our best to get more stock in so pop back later in the week just in case - but it's looking unlikely at the moment.'

Stupid Customer
'But you're advertising all these games that my kids won't be able to play.'

Employee
'We've got plenty of games and accessories in but we just can't get the consoles in fast enough - honestly we sold our allocation months ago, it's impossible for Nintendo to make them any faster.'

Stupid Customer
'But what if you weren't allowed to buy CD players anymore but shops still advertised CDs? it's terrible to treat customers like that.'

Employee
'Um, we have to still advertise the games because thousands of people own the Wii and will want to buy some games.'

Stupid Customer

'No what I'm saying is that you're basically not letting people buy CD players but still shoving CDs in their faces and I think that's disgusting.'

Employee

'No not really because even if there was a shortage of CD players, millions of people already own them and will buy CDs.'

Stupid Customer

'I'll be writing to complain. This isn't fair at all.'

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MERRY CHRISTMAS

Just to let you know, we are taking a short break over christmas. But don't worry we will be back in full swing from 2nd January 2012.


For now; eat lots of food, open all your presents and if your still working pick up some stories to send our way. Remember we are looking to post more often in 2012.

submit.stupidcustomers@gmail.com

Also we are looking to increase our audience through Facebook and Twitter, so a little promotion from you over the christmas session would be fantastic ;-)

twitter.com/StupidCustomer_
facebook.com/stupidcustomers

See you again on the 2nd January 2012

SC x

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