Stupid Shoe Shop Customer 6

Stupid Customer
'Do you sell leather cleaner here?'

Employee
'Sorry, we only sell leather and suede protector here. '

The stupid customer takes a moment to think...

Stupid Customer
'Sorry, does that protector work on leather?'

Employee
'Yes, it's for leather and suede.'

Stupid Customer
'I need it for leather.'

Employee
'Yes, that's what I said.'

Stupid Customer
'You said suede though.'

Employee
'Yes. Leather and suede are actually the same thing, just a different finish.'

Stupid Customer
'Oh. Okay. I don't want that.'


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Lauren Potts

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Stupid Retail Customer 27

Stupid Customer
'The other day you had some nice leather jackets in, but I can't find them in here today.'

Employee
'Okay, well they've just been moved over here.'

Employee walks the Stupid Customer over to the leather jackets

Stupid Customer
'No no, not these ones. It was a different one, but made from the same material.'

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