Stupid Restaurant Customer 4

Stupid Customer

'Do you guys sell biscuits and gravy?'

Employee

'No sir, we only sell crepes and paninis here. I'm sorry'

Stupid Customer

'Okay, well can i have an omelet?'

Employee

'Oh, im sorry. we actually stop selling breakfast at 11!' (it's 1:30)

Stupid Customer

'Well, can i have an omelet?'

Stupid Customer's daughter 

'Dad, they stop selling breakfast at 11.'

Stupid Customer

'Well im some countries, an omelet is considered lunch, and in others, it's a dinner!'

Employee

'Sir, i'm sorry but we can't do eggs after 11.'

Stupid Customer

'Okay, well can i have a coffee then?'

Employee

'Sure, can i get your name?'

Stupid Customer

'Disappointed.'

Employee 

'Alllllllright, can i get you anything else today?'

Stupid Customer

'Yeah, i hope you can redeem yourself next time. HA HA.'

Tweet

Stupid Restaurant Customer 3

The Stupid Customer walks into the restaurant.

Stupid Customer

'Hey, are you guys open?'

Employee
'Well, are the lights on?'

Stupid Customer

'Um, yes.'

Employee
'And was the front door open or locked?'

Stupid Customer
'Um, it was open.'

Employee
'So do you think we're open?'

Stupid Customer
'Um, I guess not. I'll come back tomorrow then.'

Tweet