Stupid Restaurant Customer 4

Stupid Customer

'Do you guys sell biscuits and gravy?'

Employee

'No sir, we only sell crepes and paninis here. I'm sorry'

Stupid Customer

'Okay, well can i have an omelet?'

Employee

'Oh, im sorry. we actually stop selling breakfast at 11!' (it's 1:30)

Stupid Customer

'Well, can i have an omelet?'

Stupid Customer's daughter 

'Dad, they stop selling breakfast at 11.'

Stupid Customer

'Well im some countries, an omelet is considered lunch, and in others, it's a dinner!'

Employee

'Sir, i'm sorry but we can't do eggs after 11.'

Stupid Customer

'Okay, well can i have a coffee then?'

Employee

'Sure, can i get your name?'

Stupid Customer

'Disappointed.'

Employee 

'Alllllllright, can i get you anything else today?'

Stupid Customer

'Yeah, i hope you can redeem yourself next time. HA HA.'

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Stupid Retail Customer 21

Employee is tidying up the store when the stupid customer walks over.

Stupid Customer 
'Excuse me, how much is this hoody it hasn't got a price tag.'

Employee walks over to the rest of the hoodies and tells the stupid customer the price.

Stupid Customer 
'Thank you'

Employee walks back to his task, only to be called over the stupid customer.

Stupid Customer
'Can you get me a large!'

Employee walks back over and finds a large amongst the rail and hands it to the stupid customer. Again the stupid customer says 'thank you' and the employee walks back to his position. Only to be called over for a second time.

Stupid Customer
'Can I get this one in white instead. I can't reach for it up there.'

Employee recaches up for the hoody and passes down one, making sure its a large. This time employee waits expecting for more requests.

Stupid Customer
'Second thoughts, put that white one back. I'm going to stick to my original decision, thank you. And these are all the same price?'

Employee
'Yes'

Stupid Customer
'What about the white one?'

Employee
'Yes'

Stupid Customer
'When do your sales start?'

Employee
'We don't have sales'

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