The Stupid Customer walks into the restaurant.
'Hey, are you guys open?'
Employee
'Well, are the lights on?'
'Well, are the lights on?'
Stupid Customer
'Um, yes.'
Employee
'And was the front door open or locked?'
'And was the front door open or locked?'
Stupid Customer
'Um, it was open.'
Employee
'So do you think we're open?'
Stupid Customer
'Um, I guess not. I'll come back tomorrow then.'
'Um, it was open.'
Employee
'So do you think we're open?'
Stupid Customer
'Um, I guess not. I'll come back tomorrow then.'
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