Stupid Restaurant Customer 4

Stupid Customer

'Do you guys sell biscuits and gravy?'

Employee

'No sir, we only sell crepes and paninis here. I'm sorry'

Stupid Customer

'Okay, well can i have an omelet?'

Employee

'Oh, im sorry. we actually stop selling breakfast at 11!' (it's 1:30)

Stupid Customer

'Well, can i have an omelet?'

Stupid Customer's daughter 

'Dad, they stop selling breakfast at 11.'

Stupid Customer

'Well im some countries, an omelet is considered lunch, and in others, it's a dinner!'

Employee

'Sir, i'm sorry but we can't do eggs after 11.'

Stupid Customer

'Okay, well can i have a coffee then?'

Employee

'Sure, can i get your name?'

Stupid Customer

'Disappointed.'

Employee 

'Alllllllright, can i get you anything else today?'

Stupid Customer

'Yeah, i hope you can redeem yourself next time. HA HA.'

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