Stupid Restaurant Customer 6

Stupid Customer

'How big are your pizzas?'

Employee

'They are 10 inch pizzas, sir.'

Stupid Customer

'Well how big is 10 inches?'

Before the employee can answer the Stupid Customer's wife interrupts.

Stupid Customer's Wife

'You wouldn’t know anything about 10 inches, dear.'

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Stupid Retail Customer 50

Stupid Customer

'I'm looking to buy a TV. What's the cheapest one you got?'

Employee

'Looks like this 13-inch for £129.99.'

Stupid Customer
'How big is that?'

Employee

'About thirteen inches.'

Stupid Customer

'Is a thirteen inch TV pretty small?'

Employee

'Yeah, that's barely over a foot.'

Stupid Customer

'Well, what's the next cheapest TV you have?'

Employee

'We have this 14-inch for £189.99'

Stupid Customer
'Is that bigger than the 13-inch?'

Employee
'...Yep.'

Stupid Customer

'How much bigger?'

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