Employee
'Excuse me, miss. You’re going to have to pay for those.'
Stupid Customer
'For what?'
Employee
'For the treatments you just shoved into your purse.'
Stupid Customer
*sounding offended* 'I did no such thing!'
Employee
'Fine. Will you please show me there aren’t any stolen items in your bag?'
Stupid Customer
'No! You’re only doing this because I’m ugly!'
Employee
'…what?'
Stupid Customer
'I can’t believe an ugly person can’t go out into public anymore without be accused of stealing! I’m never coming here again!'
*Stupid Customer storms out, setting off the alarm and alerting security*
