Stupid Fast Food Customer 1

Employee 
'Welcome to Chick-fil-A, this is Brittany, how may I serve you?'

There is a sign on the order taker in the drive-thru thing saying we are out of ice cream*

Stupid Customer
'Um, hi, Brittany! I'd like to have a chocolate milkshake, please.'

Employee 
'I'm sorry, but our ice cream machine is broken and we have no more ice cream for the night.'

Stupid Customer turns to others in the car.

Stupid Customer
'hahahaha, okay. Well can I have an "IceDream" cone?'

Employee 
'.....We have no more ice cream for the night.'

Stupid Customer
'But the sign on here says "IceDream".'

Employee 
'That's what we call our ice cream.'

Stupid Customer
'Oh, okay. Well I'd like to have a number 1 with a coke, please.'

Employee 
'I'm also sorry, we don't have regular sandwiches either, but we do have spicy sandwiches.'

Stupid Customer and his entire car: 
'HAHAHAHAHAHA.'

Stupid Customer
'Fine, I'll have a number 3 with a coke, then.'

Employee 
'Anything else?'

Stupid Customer
'Hahahahaha.. No, that's all. Hahahahahahahahahhahha.'

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Stupid Ice Cream Customer 2

A family of 4 enter the ice cream shop (mother, father, brother and sister). The sister is not sure on which ice cream flavour to choose from.

The employee grabs a plastic spoon and offers a tester of one of the flavours to the sister. Her brother copies, and asks for a taster.

Employee grabs another plastic spoon.

The brother leans forward over the counter and opens his mouth waiting to be spoon fed.


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Andrew James Pepin

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Stupid Ice Cream Customer 1

Stupid customer approaches the counter and is looking to buy the cheapest ice cream.

Stupid Customer
'How much is a single cone?'

Employee

'That will be, £1.70...'

Stupid Customer
'Okay.. how much will a single ice cream in a cup?.

Employee 
'That will also be £1.70'

The Stupid Customer continues and chooses the flavour for her ice cream.

Employee
'Is that in a cone or a cup?

Stupid Customer (slightly agitated)
'Well, its fairly obvious isn't it...?'


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Andrew James Pepin

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