Stupid Book Shop Customer 6

Stupid Customer
'Do you sell the Bible here?'

Employee
'Yes we do, which version would you like?'

Stupid Customer
'The Bible'

Employee
'Yes, I understand, which version?'

Stupid Customer
'The one Jesus wrote.'

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Stupid Book Shop Customer 5

Stupid Customer
'Hi. I need a threesis.'

Employee
'Pardon, a what??'

Stupid Customer

'You know a threesis. It has other words that mean the same as the word you look up.'

Employee

Oh right…do you mean a thesaurus?'

Stupid Customer 

'No, you idiot!! That’s a dinosaur! I need a threesis!'

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