Pay day needs to hurry up!

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Stupid Retail Customer 22

Employee
‘Hello, do you have our rewards card, which entitles you to money off in store?’

Stupid Customer
‘I'm paying with cash.’

Employee
‘Okay, but do you have our rewards card?’

Stupid Customer
‘I'm paying with cash.’


Submitted by;
Jess Lalonde

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Stupid Retail Customer 14

Stupid Customer walks up to till to purchase his items.

Employee 
'Just these two then sir...?'

Stupid Customer 
'Sorry?'

Employee 
'Just these two items?'

Stupid Customer 
'Sorry!?'

Employee
'Don't worry its a rhetorical question'

Employee carries on at the till with conversation.

Employee
'So how has your day been so far?

Stupid Customer 
'Errr with cash please...!'

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