Stupid Retail Customer 10

Stupid Customer approaches Employee and enquires about a T-shirt.

Stupid Customer
'Excuse me, I am purchasing this T-shirt for my husband. However he is outside, could you come with me to show it to him...?'

Employee

'Sorry, I'm not able to leave the shop floor?'

Stupid Customer 

'Oh really, what about this man?'

Stupid Customer points towards another Employee

Employee 

'Sorry we are not able to leave the shop floor.'

Stupid Customer 

'But my husband is waiting outside with our dog.'

Employee 

'He can come into the precinct, and you can show him the T-shirt at the front of the shop.'

Stupid Customer 

'No, that wont do.'

Stupid Customer leaves the store. 

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